Friday, October 29, 2010

Track Of My Day

Motha fucken Crystal Castles are on my list of top favorites fa show. Experimental electronic beats can wake my ass up if ever needed to be woken up. Crystal Castles are known for their chaotic live shows and their melancholic lo-fi home productions. They have two albums titled ''Crystal Castles'' and ''Crystal Castles II' both way fucken dope. If you've never heard of them for some odd reason then check them out. Here's a dope remix off the song Baptism off their 2nd album. Cheers to this.

Crystal Castles - Baptism (Rory Phillips Mix) (Full Version) by RoryPhillips

Just Stare

I really have no reason for posting this picture besides the fact of hoping to make one of the viewers feel uncomfortable

My goal is to make at least 2 of you feel uncomfortable with the pictures I post of half naked women. Don't hate me just embrace it as beautiful art if you're not fond of the pictures, just don't bring the bitchassness. Get some.

Thursday, October 28, 2010


Did you know Drew Barrymore had a twin brother? Well I did and I found a picture of him back in his early years and this motha fucker did the party scene at an early age too! Man there must of been something in their moms breast milk fa show

I know this picture would of been better if Drew herself was in it but I'm sure she was doing more important things like sniffing coke off her cabbage patch dolls arm.


Where are all my mexicans at?! Don't fucken not raise your hand I know there's a grip of you out there we do live in California. Any how you know that these shoes are dope only because it looks like you're wearing a zarape on yo feet

and don't pretend yo ass don't know what a zarape is either. Supra released a new assortment of colorways in its Thunder model for Holiday 2010 and amongst the three of course this one stands out the most. I'd rock the fuck out of these shoes for sure. This shoe should have its own name tho, maybe the SB 1070 model.

Just Dance

I've been on a Miami Horror kick for the last month or so, for what reason well probably because they're fucken bad ass. One of my favorite songs is ''Sometimes'' this shit just makes me want to dress up all fancy with a motha fucken bow tie on and a glass of red wine in my hand. I'll keep it gangsta tho and have on some high tops so don't get shit twisted kids. Watch this video and I bet it gets your head nodding, your feet moving or a tapping of a pen/pencil on the desk and if you don't then I'm just too fucken excited because I did all of the above.

Miami Horror from Yoan on Vimeo.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010


Not going to lie Chromeo is my man crush. He's fucken amazing live and his swagger is just too good. Those suits and glasses man will get you every time. His third album ''Business as Casual'' is also very good. Of course it's filled with those 2 stepping tracks that make you want to shake yo booty. Here's a clip of Chromeo performing ''Don't Walk Away'' the standout song from the new album. If you haven't heard his new album get on that shit! Presents: Chromeo "Don't Walk Away" from Yours Truly on Vimeo.

A Girl and a Bike

I like bikes and I like her bike.

I love the fact that her bike is all black, murdered out and shit. I have an all black bike as well but obviously hers is wayyyy better. All black bikes are sexy as fuck just as sexy as a girl dressed in all black.


Yesterday was my day off and it just happened to land on the opening night for the Lakers season. So I decided to go for some beers with my friend Claudia aka hot tranny mess. We hit up Mels for the 1st time since it re opened on Carillo Street in September. The new and improved Mels Lounge was pretty fucken dope. Nice and big. They have this room that's pretty dope that's called the ''man cave'' it's basically a mini theatre with 5 flat screens on the wall, wicked sick. I know I'm not a man but this shit still made me cream in my pants.

The good thing about going there as early as we did was that there was no one at the bar so we got to talk it up with the super friendly bartender Paul. We talked sports and he got to listen to our horrible stories and jokes, lucky guy right. He also told us that in about 2 weeks they'll start serving food.

This is great because Santa Barbara really has no place to chill, eat and drink in a casual environment (state street bars don't count.) Also word on the street is that a taqueria might be opening right next door. You know if that shit goes down my ass aint' never leaving. They'll be calling me Norm in no time. I snapped some pictures of the place, so check shit out babies

Pretty dope they have the original sign up

Right through those two doors you go to thee best spot in Mels

Pretty dope set up right? You don't even need to get up for a beer. They have servers that brings you yo burrrr

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

This Kid

You're looking at the future right here. The motha fucken future I tell you. I mean his baby sugar tits are going to make the girls throw their panties and bras at him

I can't even say anything sexual about his tits because he's a kid still and I don't get down like that but I'll tell you this, Justin Bieber has NOTHING on this kid. He's the new sexual white chocolate of his generation. His motto will probably be ''face down ass up''


We haven't been particularly close recently, but at one time we were inseparable. You were a lifeline that got me through countless bouts of boredom, and I'm talking about my friend Sony Walkman

Yesterday, Sony announced it was ceasing production of the Walkman in Japan, and while a relatively scant amount will still be sold stateside, the death of it has arrived. This is a sad sad day for myself along with I'm sure of many others. Sony walkman's were dope and shit, I mean I got my 1st one while in elementary and I felt all fucken independent. Even tho I haven't used a walkman in years don't mean shit! I still have that little fucker and I'll never throw it away now. RIP

Monday, October 25, 2010


Who ass do you think is bigger Kim Kardashian's or this chicks

Like really?

Friday, October 22, 2010


Mr. Levi Maestro back with a short film called ''KILLING it SOFTLY'' Levi Maestro compares the uniquenesses of film making to drift racing while documenting Team Need For Speed’s Mad Mike Whiddett & Matt Powers. The film was shot in Seattle, Las Vegas & Rosamond,CA. Dope shit kids.

KILLING it SOFTLY from levi maestro on Vimeo.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Sleigh Bells at Soho

This past Monday myself, Justine and a couple of other friends met up for some drinks at Hungry Cat, which are thee best drinks in Santa Barbara. Chatted it up there for an hour or so then like the classy kids we are stopped by The Sportsman for a shot or two, the shots were mainly on my part. Hi Jameson. After that, it was all Soho for the Sleigh Bells. A great turnout, good amount of bros and hipsters I've never seen in town before but that's typical for Santa Barbara when GREAT music comes our way. We got prime spots by the door and were in the front off to the right side of the stage. Word

The overall performance was great but I'd say one thing she needed to improve on was to give the whole stage love not just one fucken section. If it wasn't for my loud ass screaming at her to come to our side she would of never (got some good shots with my phone) typical of her to just stay in the middle of the stage, it must of been her g spot or something, who knows. Gay boys were getting boners in their choners no joke shit was getting real raw at this show. Here are some shots I got with my crackberry

This was the shot I got when I said ''yo bitch come here''

Raw and dirty shit.

A girl and her mic

Motha fucken Sleigh Bells

See all the boners

Almost Time

With basketball season coming on up there's only one team I care about and that's the Los Angeles Lakers. I'm not your typical band wagon fan who likes the Lakers because they've been great and won 3 peats in the past. I've actually been a fan since 1989. I've gotten to see many great players come from the Lakers such as Magic Johnson, James Worthy, Kareen Abdul-Jabbar, Vlade Divac, Nick Van Exel and so on. Trust me the Lakers weren't always on top but you gotta keep on representing and with that being said I'm loving what Undefeated is releasing this Friday

It's pretty self explanatory. Fuck the Heat. Yeah they're stacked with great players but so what who cares, I sure as hell don't. There's some great competition this season and I will love every minute of it because I'm all about watching great competitive games. To check more our from Undefeated check out their site

Monday, October 18, 2010

Listen To This

New stop motion video by Midnight Juggernauts entitled "Lara Vs The savage Pack'' this shit be dope. Into it

A Dope Music Video

Flying Lotus' song ''Kill Your Co-Workers'' from their current EP ''Pattern + Grid World'' has fucken great 3D animation in the video. You have to check it out, like NOW!

Flying Lotus - Kill Your Co-Workers from Warp Records on Vimeo.

A Necklace

This necklace is fucken dope right and beautiful looking

The curvage of the chain is phenomenal. It's just oh so perfect. I have to get my little sticky mexican hands on this, ASAP!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

You Like

So what do you think about this hat?

You like or what? They're nice I mean it's nice. The hat got my attention. I'm sure it got your attention as well, right? I like the hats Mishka makes you can check out more here


Woot to the fucken woot! A-Trak is preparing the release of his Fool's Gold Vol. 1 compilation which will drop October 25th. Listen to this track, it's fucken dope. It features G.O.O.D. music's Cyhi Da Prince titled ''Ray Ban Vision'' it's the 1st taste of the delicious project.

DJ A-Trak featuring CyHi Da Prince - Ray Ban Vision by Hypetrak

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Just Imagine

Imagine that it's your 1st day on the job of a photo shoot. You're on set and this girl you've never heard of of steps on set and you guys produce a shot like this

Does anyone know who this chick is? All I can stare at is her hair, I mean it's so BIG! I want to know who this is so I can send her a message telling her how much I love her hair, that's it. So can someone help me out please.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

For The Kill

La Roux and that guy Kanye West, if you've never heard of him google him he's pretty interesting and caddy. Anyhow he assisted La Roux on the remixed version of "For The Kill'' which will drop on Kanye's new album ''My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy'' available November 22nd. Enjoy babies.

La Roux featuring Kanye West – For The Kill (Remix) by Hypetrak

A Day Off

Today I had the whole day off from both of my jobs and since I live by the beach it was foggy most of my day, which makes me really fucken lazy. So I figured I'd make a random dumb ass video since I haven't done one in like a couple of months. I hope this makes you realize how weird I am and that I really do have ADD. Talk shit please.

Jeff Spicolli

One of my favorite movies, I said one of my favorite so don't judge is Fast Times at Ridgemont High. You better have seen the movie or at least have an idea of the movie. My favorite character was Jeff Spicolli. He was this surfer BRO who was this huge pot head and just this silly/dumb/fun kid. Well anyways I found a picture of the old washed up Spicolli

Smoking pot did soooooo not make him dumb. I mean by the look of him now it looks like he turned out just fine. His hair line is sexy as fuck, delicious.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Pepper Peppermint

Pepper Peppermint is someone you'll see on State Street just mobbing up and down talking to complete strangers because well that's just how he is. This guy is hilarious. He's loud and obnoxious and I like that about him. He told me he's famous and going to be on TV shows and I said ''rad'' and he went on and on and on and on and on, I kid you not. Well I happened to run into him on State (big surprise) and I told him to bust a flow for me since he's famous and this was what I got.

If you are also curious about what he does on youtube just type in ''Pepperpeppermint'' don't ask me why it's just one word. He tells me his newest single is Up Up Up.

Benny Gold Fall 2010

SF's very own Benny Gold dropped his fall collection and the tees and snapbacks are dope, duh. The thing I love about his tees are that the designs are all hand drawn graphics. Yeah I'm not lying. He's fucken talented at what he does and I have mad respect for the guy. When I went to SF in July I had to stop by his new store in the Mission District and pick up some goods. Check out this ish and buy some shit if you want to be some of the very few kids in SB wearing Benny Gold like me

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Rosewood Collection Fall 2010

Tomorrow The Hundreds are dropping their Rosewood Collection for fall at 11:00 am and will ONLY be available at the three flagship stores, THLA, THSF and THNY. They're bringing back the reloaded jacket but this time in monochromatic with tonal blacks, which is fucken dope.

Special edition snap backs are also dropping which again are fucken pants dropping good. Especially the LA Laker colorway

Raiders Bitch! I also hope you were smart enough to figure out (if you cared) that the LA shit is only available at the LA store and so on.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

It's a Boy

Right now I am nephew-less but this is ok because the 1st boy that comes as my nephew I'm buying this card to hand out to everybody I fucken know, I'll even post that shit on Facebook and Twitter, c'mon you know me.

I don't even care the size of the finger either because who gives a fuck right? Ewww if you do care and want an infant having a big pee pee you're gross. Unfollow this blog now.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Great Track

N.E.R.D's has released their loooooong awaited studio release ''Hypnotize U'' which was produced by Daft Punk, yeah word. This single will be on their upcoming fourth studio album ''Nothing." I'm super feeling this song because it's fucken dope. It's such a swanky tune where you can just kick it and sip on some wine all sophisticated. N.E.R.D never disappoints me.

N.E.R.D. - Hypnotize U (Produced By Daft Punk) by Hypetrak

Signs of a Crackhead

I guess you could say there are some signs to look out for when trying to find a crackhead. The 1st think I look at are the eyes. If they're all wide and big as the fucken moon like this then you're probably on the right path to finding one

Also if their jaw is moving so fast it looks like it's pop, lock and dropping it then you ARE on the right path and will nail that crackhead with your investigations. There are obviously a lot of other signs you could look for but this post would be never ending. So I narrowed it down to the 2 most obvious 1's I thought would be helpful. Thank me later.

Monday, October 4, 2010

New Maestro

Here are two new episodes from Maestro Knows season 3. They are both fucken dope and inspiring as much of his work is. If you're not familiar with Maestro then familiarize yourself with him and do your research you won't be sorry, trust. He's making his dream come true

Maestro Knows - Episode 9 (Tyrone Davis) from Maestro Knows on Vimeo.

Maestro Knows - Episode 10 (Va$htie Kola) from Maestro Knows on Vimeo.

George W Bush

I've always wondered what George Bush's living room would look like and I was finally sent a picture of it

Typical texan living room right? Fucken guns and a real life Winnie the Pooh on his wall. I wonder if any of those guns were the lucky one Dick Chenney shot his shooting buddy with. If so I'd take it.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

We're Invading

Just because us gays can't marry doesn't mean we are not everywhere. We are invading the world getting ready to make all of homophobes puke, talk shit and get all nervous when you see us out in the street holding hands with a same sex partner haha. All you men hide your daughters who are old enough and your wives because us lesbians don't give a fuuuuuuck. The reason why I'm saying all of this is because of a painting I came across on thee internet

See everyone is gay, even Darth Vader. Fucken dyke. I sooo knew it because well duh did you hear how dark her voice was on the movie and she was dressed in all black. Gays are taking over. Don't run just deal with it.

A New Batch

The cupcake man himself Johnny Cupcakes has recently released a fresh new batch of tees. Two of them are collaborations with The Little Friends Of Printmaking

The other 3 are way doper, haha I don't even know if doper is a word but I'll say it anyways because I'm just that hood. Check out these babies

All available at Johnny Cupcakes headquarters or at the online shop