A New Rule Perhaps

So we live in a beautiful beach town where you see a lot of people riding bikes, especially the ladies. Well what if there was a new rule that was for the ladies they had to ride in their panties and bras haha.

Kind of like this picture but as we all know we're living in the fucken future so the bras and panties will look a lot different then the picture. A nice thong and lacey bra. Oh shit I'm being such a perv right now. Oh well fuck it.

Hmmmm

I'm a very curious/nosey person so when I came across this picture on a random site I immediately thought to myself ''what the fuck is he laughing at?"

I mean if I was in that situation I would not be laughing I'd be fucken getting anxiety from all the people that were around me breathing down my neck, I'd be crying like a pussy. What the fuck would you guys be doing? Maybe he was thinking about ass and titties and laughed to himself and said ''damn it's been awhile'' haha

No Words

Well I seem to have words for almost everything I come across whether it be something good to say or bad but this picture I came across makes me fucken speechless for once I mean. Um hi.

Maybe I now wish my girlfriend wore Diesel jeans? Hmmmm but then again I don't need no brand of jeans to allow me to do that shit. So yeah fuck it I don't wish she wore Diesel Jeans.

How to Black Out

If you are someone who hasn't blacked out from drinking then give your self a pat on the back and hug the shit out of yourself because I guess that's pretty cool. I do know there are tons of you out there that have blacked out so I guess you should take a shot to that and black out again? Anyhow for those of you lucky non blacker outers out there if you ever wanted to maybe see what if feels like to black out and be hung over the next morning purchase one of these and do as this guys is doing.

Ahh yes wine. It makes you all warm and fuzzy really fast and stains your teeth red! Go to town!

Hair and Shit like that

Alright well I came across some weird/funny/I would not allow my girlfriend to wear tights. I mean hairy bushes are so 1970 when everyone was having free sex and passing STD's freely at festivals, right?

What do you think? I'm sure some people would love to wear these and of course if I knew someone that wore these I'd take a picture of them and laugh and say ''you're so cool'' but I wouldn't really mean it. Maybe hairy bushes are going to make a comeback.

Believe This

You know that phrase ''a picture says a million things'' well check out this picture I came across while searching the internet.

How can you not like this shit. I mean they're old, like really old and they're still guys that may still have wants and needs right? Even tho the chick they're scooping isn't that eye catching, well at least from her legs to me she's not but that's not important. These 2 old men are still living that thug life and I fucken love this shit. The end.

It's Friday Ya'll

So I should of posted this earlier in the day for shits and giggles but I was out making that cash money. But serio enjoy this video. Laugh, talk shit about me on how dumb I am for doing or just don't watch it I could careless. Cheers

A Game and Shit

So last night me and Justine headed down to LA to watch the Dodgers take on that racist state Arizona's baseball team the Diamondbacks on. My fake old make believe brother handed some tickets to me and I accepted them, decent seats.

It was a pretty boring game it was like bottom of the 6th with I think it was Dodgers 7 hits and Diamondbacks with 2 so yeah. We were around a lot of obnoxious guys yelling and spilling beer and I felt at home. The beers were fucken expensive as shit but I was thirsty so yeah do the math if you want.

We even took one of those cheesy pictures.

Boobs and Shit

You love boobs right? Well I hope you do because this photograph is fucken amazing and funny all in one. Wait never mind it actually kinda grosses me out because these boobs are almost as big as my head and that's just not cool.



The creative side of this photograph tickles my fancy because really who does this? If you know someone then please let me know because I'd love to shake her hand personally.

Nash

So I feel bad for Steve Nash because he's like the only player to play in like 116 games and never making it to a final, sad right? Well it's fucken pathetic.



Maybe next year? Nah probably not because I know. I'll tell you this for being so ugly he probably still fucks hot chicks because that's just how it goes. I'm only jealous in that department

2K10

What is this world coming to when you see a picture like this?




Do you think he just go too excited at the concert he was at? Or is this a new trend? Like an alternative new trend, I want to fucken know like now. I thought I was the only one who peed in their pants. Does this mean I'm an alt bro?

Banksy

He has arrived in New York. He dropped a pretty dope stencil in SOHO called ''Will Work for Idiots'' it's pretty self explanatory. I fucken love it! I want one that says "I have worked for that Idiot''

Video of the week

Everything about this video is legit. It's funny short and simple. One of a kind right here kids. What do you say? You know you love the nipple shot at the end..

A NEW DIG

This past Wednesday a new local diner opened up on 413 State Street that goes by the name of ''Billies''. It's the brother store to Whiskey Richards a bar located on the same block. This place is like a fresh breath of air. It's hip, rad and serves home cooked reasonably cheap goooood food. I am one of many that work there and the staff already has that family vibe to it. We are either all friends or friends of friends that work there, it's great. Breakfast is served ALL day and it's opened from 10am-3am. A great after bar place to get your grub on at. The food is amazing. Tomorrow is the grand opening





If you're near or in the area come on down and eat lots of food and tip well..

TELL ME

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you look at this picture? Oh and I swear I'm not a perv

CLASSIC

Young Democrat signed to Obama Records/White House Entertainment. He does a sit down interview and this shit is hilarious. Check it.

TIMBER

April 21st was a day to remember at my house. Our big ass pine tree that my grandpa planted 38 years ago went timmmmber! Shit was hella loud. The good thing is, is that in the process of the tree falling nothing was damaged just our fence which is replaceable. If it would have gone the other direction it would have fallen on our house. This tree had some history behind it. It was ugly and big as fuck and everyone hated it but my grandpa. The tree was his bread and butter, it's what made the front yard I guess you could say. Everyone in the family has been trying to convince him for years to cut it down but he wasn't having it. The funny/weird thing about it falling tho was that my grandpa was the only 1 outside when it fell and he was literally standing next the it and saw it happen. He planted it and literally saw it rise and fall. Here are some pics taken.

Took over the whole street so cars were not able to use this street for about 2 hours

Gnarly ass roots kids

A sad day on Linda and Murrell Street for some

The man that planted the beastly tree

Be Hungry

I came across this picture on this random sight online and I couldn't help but stare, and no not because the lady is naked.

It's fucken interesting to me and gave me the chills. She is skinny as fuck and looks like she's about to get tortured or something. The photographer behind this work Helmut Newton. He was born in Germany during the 20's and was a fashion photographer noted for his nude studies of women. His work is fucken raw and real, very different from portraits I'm used to seeing.

My Family

Just another typical family get together, hah I lie but how awesome would that be if I was telling the truth? Psshhh you know how mexicans get down at weddings and what not. This video is just too funny to not share. Cheers and happy Friday

Goonies

Ok so I hope most of you know about or have seen the movie The Goonies. It's one of my all time favorite movies ever! Each of the characters having their own trait for what they're known for whether it be having a big mouth, to inventing a bunch of new gadgets or just simply being that fat kid, you get sucked in. My personal favorite character is Chunk. Ah good ol Chunk and his buttoned up flower shirt and those plaid pants he wore, to hearing his story on how the whole theater started to puke, he was simply amazing and funny. Now I came across this photo online and thought it was one of the best personalized liscense plate I have EVER seen