Oh Shit Wine

With the start of a new job last night was my Friday night and I just so happened to drink a bottle of wine by myself because it was just so fucken hot outside and I was bored, so I sat on my porch and drank then howled at the moon. Anyways where I'm getting with this is that I wonder what kind of wine she's drinking?

I wonder if it's Pinot Noir because it it is she's ight.

How to Black Out

If you are someone who hasn't blacked out from drinking then give your self a pat on the back and hug the shit out of yourself because I guess that's pretty cool. I do know there are tons of you out there that have blacked out so I guess you should take a shot to that and black out again? Anyhow for those of you lucky non blacker outers out there if you ever wanted to maybe see what if feels like to black out and be hung over the next morning purchase one of these and do as this guys is doing.

Ahh yes wine. It makes you all warm and fuzzy really fast and stains your teeth red! Go to town!