Mel's Hidden Talent!!!

Why the fuck aren't any of my friends this entertaining? I mean really if I had a friend that could do any of these noises I'd have so much fun with having them bust them out at bars. Fuck it why the fuck can't I do any of these?

What I Come Across

So last night I went out with some home girls for some beers, conversations and laughs at Mels. Shit was dope. We watched the Lakers wax on the Clippers and had cheap entertainment all around. Now one lady really stood out and was considered the MVP for the night. Meet Lana

This bitch was fucken nuts. Her first words to me were ''Bitch shut the fuck up, you a trick and a treat'' all because she overheard me talking about the Raiders. From there on we were stuck with her. She was funny tho not going to lie. Like literally all I was doing was talking shit to her, love at first sight perhaps? Nah fuck that puta. There was a couple of times I thought she was going to knock my shit out but she didn't so I was cool. Got some footage of Lana, look at her go!

Lana also had a cousin she was with who was falling asleep at the bar because I think she had too much to drink. We called her over and she finally made it up and started talking shit too. I named her Day Day

She was leaning side to side, all saucy and shit. It kinda scared me. We finally got Lana and her cousin Day Day to leave in a cab and be on their merry way.

ODB Crazy

Hope everyone had a good New Years and shit. Hopefully some of you did ugly stupid things to bring in a fresh new year. I didn't do anything stupid unfortunately. I did pound 40's with my home boy Jared and my girl. Shit was raw and uncut. Muh fucken Jared is another fellow crazy dumb ass just like myself so when we get together we get cray cray aka ODB CRAZY. It was a fun night. Got drunk, did and said stupid shit and ended up at Whiskey Richards.

That's some muh fucken passion behind that sipping right there.

How we start the nights off. Say word.

What we do. Cheap dumb entertainment

Best of the Best

I feel like I see more and more vespas and motorcycles on the road, which I could give a fuck about but I came across this funny picture of different types of Helmets you can actually wear designed by the company Good. I mean these helmets are really tempting me to sell or trade my car in and buy a vespa just so I can wear all of them! I'm a huge supporter of cheap entertainment and this right here my friends would make all those angry drivers smile and get those knots out of their chonies.

I think everyone should sell/trade their cars and we all ride around on vespas or motorcycles and purchase these helmets and just say fuck it, I am a funny person.

It's Friday Ya'll

So I should of posted this earlier in the day for shits and giggles but I was out making that cash money. But serio enjoy this video. Laugh, talk shit about me on how dumb I am for doing or just don't watch it I could careless. Cheers

Tacklebox

Yeeeee! The Cool Kids have dropped their latest mixtape ''Tacklebox''.



I think it's as fresh as ever and if you're a fan of The Cool Kids then cop their mixtape here www.coolxkids.com This tape will have you bobbing and weaving. Smacking faces and pinching butts. Trust

Video of the week

Everything about this video is legit. It's funny short and simple. One of a kind right here kids. What do you say? You know you love the nipple shot at the end..

GAY BOYS

Only gay boys would make a video and talk with such attitude on things they don't like. It's comical tho not going to lie. Everybody needs a bitchy gay boy around. So go out and find one or purchase one, hurry!