A Photograph

I came across this picture on this thing we call the internet.

Man these guys were in their prime. Poor guys they'll always be funny as fuck (well not THAT funny I'm being nice) and at the same time they'll always be ugly as fuck. The thing that makes me go ''grrrrr'' is that these two probably will get pussy until the day they die.

That Girl

Dayyyyum get a load of the glasses on that girl!

They're fucken dope right? I want a pair like that just to have laying around the house and when I get bored try them on and just mess around with them. Wow I just can't stop starring at those glasses. I need to have!

The Real Day

Drais was for shits and giggles because it wasn't my real birthday but why not celebrate? Anyhow on my real birthday last Monday we went to Disneyland. It was actually a lot of fun. Never been on my birthday and it's way fucken better going with no little kids because you don't have to hear them say ''I'm hungry'' I'm this, I'm that. Nothing. It wasn't super packed either the longest we waited in line was like 30 minutes. We got in the park at like 2, left for dinner for like an hour and a half and went back and left at like 10:30 and still managed to get on like 15 rides, you're jealous huh?

Oh look even Tyler the secenster enjoyed Disneyland

The spicy latinas kept it funny because Gabby was almost buzzed the whole time and when she started walking slower then I knew she was coming down and had to re-up her

Team Underground Salon

I wore bright laces on purpose just incase I got lost since I like to wonder around a lot when excited.

Once the sun started to go down we decided to kick rocks at Disneyland and hit up downtown Disney and go for drinks and dinner at House of Blues. It was a cool spot and we got stuck with a bartender where it was his first day. Which meant it took like and hour for a shot, awesome!

This is where it was at kids. I tell no lies

My fucken hynitas that I love to pieces and all that mushy shit

Yup the Jameson started kicking in right about now because I remember. My tummy was warm and I think my right eye started getting that lazy cocked eyed look. Woot!

Ended the night with a legit firework show, no no me and Justine weren't making out the whole time just maybe half the time. Disneyland was pants dropping fun. Good times. Keep in mind tho just because I like Disneyland doesn't mean I'm going to like it on facebook.

San Fran Part II

Of course walking all day around a town you're not familiar with and shopping we get thirsty right? Well I do and so since we were still in the Mission District we headed over to the Lexington which was a fucken rad dyke dive bar.

Typical dive bar that had 1 pool table in it, looked dirty, a fucken disgusting bathroom and cool things on the walls. It was a place I could for sure see myself going to more than once. We stayed there for a round of drinks and headed 2 blocks down over to the Beauty Bar

Now this place was a little more up our alley because there were more hipsters there for me and Justine to feel really at home. There was your typical pretentious bartender there who kept looking at himself in the mirror but other then that we had a dope ass time there. The DJ was playing fucken amazing music that made me want to dance the night away.

The boo and I

See I told you

Veronica being a motha fucken lady and shit

Some Gabby and Marissa action

We all left there feeling pretty good and we were now on our way over to the Infinite Shop on Hyde Street. We were going to meet up with our friend Dorian for The Fun Of It summer release party

It was fucken dope. The shop was tiny and packed but good tunes were being played and free beer was being passed out. Cool group of kids that were there and everyone was nice. Some of the brands Infinite carries are Acapulco Gold, Flying Coffin and Mishka infinitesf.wordpress.com. This stop was probably the most fun we had all night because we were actually kicking it not being tourists. An hour after us getting there of course the cops came by and tried to break it up and they did a pretty good job of it. So we headed over to the Castle a block away and continued the party there and around 12:30 am took the bart back on over to Walnut Creek and passed the fuck out.

TELL ME

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you look at this picture? Oh and I swear I'm not a perv