Best of the Best

I feel like I see more and more vespas and motorcycles on the road, which I could give a fuck about but I came across this funny picture of different types of Helmets you can actually wear designed by the company Good. I mean these helmets are really tempting me to sell or trade my car in and buy a vespa just so I can wear all of them! I'm a huge supporter of cheap entertainment and this right here my friends would make all those angry drivers smile and get those knots out of their chonies.

I think everyone should sell/trade their cars and we all ride around on vespas or motorcycles and purchase these helmets and just say fuck it, I am a funny person.

Radness

You all better know who the fuck Daft Punk is and if you're that lame and don't then go google them or youtube I don't even want to get into that. This video is fucken awesome, legit, wicked and pure siccness. Check this out and I dare you to try this project.

A Field Trip

Today I went down to The Hundreds headquarters with my big bro Nick and Low for an ''important fake meeting." Nick is 1 of the owners of CRSVR a sneaker boutique here in Santa Barbara and Low is his accomplice. The reasoning for this trip was so the guys could show them the Spring/Summer line for 2011 so orders can be placed, um very soon. It was like a fucken mini dream come true because I'm in love with The Hundreds. Ever since a friend told me about 1 of their art shows back in I think 03 or 04 I fell in love with their concept and what they stood for.

Anyhow for those of you that may know me you know that I normally talk a lot and move a lot where ever I go but the minute we stepped foot in the headquarters I got super quiet and was just looking around because I've only seen the place through pictures from the blog but I was now standing in it and never thought I'd be doing so, fucken amazing. We probably spent a good 2 hours in the meeting room where they showed us everything from tees to snapbacks, to the denim and so on. I just sat there like a good fucken kid for once. I liked being in that sort of environment. Super dope guys as well. I had NO say in anything but still managed to look like I was working and shit.

After all the talk that seemed sooooo important to me and loved hearing we then did a walk through their warehouse and got to choose from 2 long aisles of boxes that were filled with tees, denim, shorts, button ups, hoodies, beanies, snapbacks and so on. Um anything we wanted and I fucken went to town. Didn't want to grab too much but could of easily grabbed more then I did.

It was an awesome day. Super grateful I had the opportunity to experience such a thing, especially something I knew a lot about and loved.

To check out more on CRSVR check out their website www.crsvr.com

or The Hundreds www.thehundreds.com

Post SB Pride

The pride madness has left Santa Barbara with no rainbow balloon in sight, which makes me happy. Pride this year was very fucken fun because for our community being as small and boring as it is, our pre parties, after parties and entertainment at Pride itself was the best yet. You had your baby dykes, old dykes, lipsticks, chapsticks and so on in full force. I don't mention gay boys because they're always fucken out, lesbians hibernate and shit like that. Anyhow the beer and Jameson flowed so smoothly throughout the festivities. I didn't really take pictures unless it was on my phone because I was drunk a good portion of the events I went to. We did have a special guest in the house and it was no other then

Lionel Ritchie

Our entertainment was pretty fucken raw and made all the gay boys dance and scream like little bitches including myself. Kimberly Cole was the main performer and I've never heard of her but she was good. She had that Lady Gaga feel and her backup dancers were dressed like that just came off her set. After all that was said and done the festival was over. I was headed back down towards the bars and my friend Brandon aka Baby B who had a brilliant idea which was to take all the balloons that were up and walk with them all the way to the bars, which we did.

Baby B handling business and a great supporter to the gay community since he loves ladies (sorry men) and this was his 1st pride

Halfway there and our good friends decided to pick us up and give us a lift so we wouldn't scare the rest of SB with all these rainbow balloons instead we made the car look super gay. I'll tell you this it was super hard holding onto the balloons while the car was going 25 MPH.

And just like that off goes our happy asses ready to conquer Whiskey Richards and Tonic. Pride in Santa Barbara you are slowly but surely getting better and making it easier for all the closet cases to come out and be gayer then ever.

This Tickles My Fancy

I'm a pretty small lady so I would and want a smaller car then what I have right now. My ideal car is this black beauty that if I owned I'd nickname Tyrone, do you know why? Well the car is pretty black so duh.

I mean really this car yells out BAD ASS for a little lady like myself. It's thug life living for sure. Clean and smooth just like I like my ladies.

Oh Hi Monday

So Sundays and Mondays are usually the days me and my girlfriend get to spend together since we normally both work Tuesday-Saturdays. Today we went and had lunch out at the bluffs in Carpenteria. It was super fucken bomb, the food and my girlfriend was looking delicious as always. After lunch we took a walk along the trials which lead us towards the ocean.

The lady taking that stroll

Justine made me look like I cared what I was looking at

We keep shit classy as always

Fucken Magical

This Is Cute

This is too fucken cute, it really is.

Kanye West FINALLY apologizes to Taylor Swift and decided to do a photo shoot of it. Fucken precious. I'm digging Taylor Swift's new hair steez as well.