Take a Picture BITCH

I love pictures. I'm hoping to get a super dope Canon and carry that little bitch around my neck everywhere I go so I can be a paparazzi bitch. Pictures can tell a story. Looking at an old picture can take you back to that very moment in a blink of an eye. Memories are great whether they be bad or good. I have a lot of dumb ass pictures of my friends and even of myself but I save them because they make me laugh and laughter is key in life. Check out this wayyyy neato story of an entire relationship told through pictures.

Thrush from Gabriel Bisset-Smith on Vimeo.

Pop That Squat

I am a female. I am a female who has taken many squats to go pee pee.

Whether it be when I'm drunk and can't hold it, on my way to a show, at a party and the bathroom line is too long, at a Raider game because I'm thug like that or any other situation there is where I can't hold it. All you ladies that will read this you know what's up when I say that shit because you all have done it as well and if you say you haven't you're fucken lying.

I've had dumb ass friends get caught for that shit in I.V and have been taken to jail, luckily enough I have not been caught and I continue to knock on wood because I think I'll be popping squats for life! I have a great technique.

That picture right up above is all me but I'd have pants on and high tops and obvi since I'd be wearing pants I wouldn't be able to open my pants like that those motha fuckers would be all the way down, PANTS ON THE GROUND. My gun wouldn't be real either because I'm really a fucken pussy. It would be a water gun so I can pretend to be a thug.

Super Mario BROS

Some guy found another way to beat Super Mario BROS level 1. Now the question is, is it for real? I'd love for it to be real because well you just have to watch the video to see where Mario ends up going through to finish off the level. It's amazing. If I would of seen that as a kid I would of started pimping shit out at an early age.

New way to beat Super Mario Bros. Level 1 from Jubadaba on Vimeo.

Too Sexy

How fucken sexy and clean is this bitch right here

She's a beauty right? I like my girls clean with that simple look but aren't that simple. You picking up what I'm putting down. Man I'm going to have to take a moment alone with this picture so excuse me please.

Big Kid Vinyl Toy

If you think Johnny Cupcakes has done everything he could to keep his brand thriving you thought wrong. This motha fucker is now venturing into vinyl toys. Here's a little sneak peak at his first drop

Of course it's of their mascot, a big kid (I call him fat kid). He stands at 6 inches tall, such the big right? So sarcastic right there sorry. Any how he'll be coming out in several colors and editions somewhere in early 2011. Check out more of what he has to offer if you have no idea who he is and what he does www.johnnycupcakes.com/blog

A Favorite Shoe of Mine

Earlier this year Nike released the Air Max 1 in the fucken classic OG white/varsity royal-neutral grey colourway.

If you got them great for you and if you didn't have no fear. The Nike Store just received a re-stock. You kids have to act quick tho because these shoes will go fast, like probably as fast as Lindsay Lohan's sobriety lasted.

A World Series

As you all know the San Fransisco Giants won the series 4-1 and I could really care less. Yes I am happy for all the fans because it's not like the Giants were expected to take it and it's been a while since they've won it. The World Series was so fucken low rated. You know what I'm done with the post. I'm just happy that hipsters were rioting in SF.