Hi Ms. Officer

I'd speed, I'd do California rolls, illegal u turns and anything else illegal while driving if our cops all looked like this in Santa Barbara

"I got stopped by a lady cop she got me thinking I can date a cop cause her uniform pants are so tight. She read me my rights she put me in nah car, she cut off all the lights she said I had the right to remain silent. Now I got her hollering sounding like a siren"

Too Sexy

How fucken sexy and clean is this bitch right here

She's a beauty right? I like my girls clean with that simple look but aren't that simple. You picking up what I'm putting down. Man I'm going to have to take a moment alone with this picture so excuse me please.