The Real Shit

When I look at this picture there's one thing that comes to my mind and it's this.

"Put some hot sauce on my burritoooo babyyyy'' ok now tell me what movie that quote is from and you'll win a big fat nothing. Oh and also this guy in the photo looks like a mixture of Mr Burns/Mr Rogers/Kevin Malone from The Office

A Photograph

I came across this picture on this thing we call the internet.

Man these guys were in their prime. Poor guys they'll always be funny as fuck (well not THAT funny I'm being nice) and at the same time they'll always be ugly as fuck. The thing that makes me go ''grrrrr'' is that these two probably will get pussy until the day they die.

Rebel 8

A couple of days ago Rebel 8 released their fall 2010 line of shirts. I like a lot but always gravitate towards the black and white color ways. I think it's because you can't go wrong with those 2 colors and plus they're so G. I found out about Rebel 8 a couple of years ago and the story is pretty dope. Joshy D started it back in 2003 with $500 and no investors ever, which goes to show you hard work and persistence pays off. To this day it is a well respecting and well known clothing line out of San Fransisco. If you don't know much about it check it out www.rebel8.com Here are some of the shirts I'm feeling and will sooner then later have.

I love how almost all of his shirts have that realness vato look haha, you know where I'm trying to go with this right? Well shit I don't even know if I know but fuck it. They just have that gangsta vibe. That is all

That Girl

Dayyyyum get a load of the glasses on that girl!

They're fucken dope right? I want a pair like that just to have laying around the house and when I get bored try them on and just mess around with them. Wow I just can't stop starring at those glasses. I need to have!

Pinche Way

Today Machete comes out and yeah I'm going to go see it probably not today but sometime this weekend. Danny Trejo is a fucken G and I respect the guy. He's come from a fucked up background and now he has become a prolific actor in both films and television, acting alongside some of Hollywood's most famous actors such as Jean-Claude Van Damme, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Nicolas Cage, Charles Bronson, George Clooney, John Malkovich and Robert De Niro. Plus he's funny as fuck on Twitter ''If you don't go see Machete, you're gonna see a machete.....in your chest, ese."

Anyhow David Choe and Mister Cartoon were recently brought together to create art works based on the film Machete. This video follows both David and Danny through the whole creative process. The works combined several elements of the movie and Danny's iconic face with those sexy bags under his eyes.

David Choe paints poster of Danny Trejo aka Machete from SA Studios Global on Vimeo.

Machete Star Danny Trejo Mini-Doc by Estevan Oriol from SA Studios Global on Vimeo.

Here is another video directed by Estevan Oriol as it follows Danny Trejo into his old neighborhood as he cruises around in his rumflas and shit.

The Real Day

Drais was for shits and giggles because it wasn't my real birthday but why not celebrate? Anyhow on my real birthday last Monday we went to Disneyland. It was actually a lot of fun. Never been on my birthday and it's way fucken better going with no little kids because you don't have to hear them say ''I'm hungry'' I'm this, I'm that. Nothing. It wasn't super packed either the longest we waited in line was like 30 minutes. We got in the park at like 2, left for dinner for like an hour and a half and went back and left at like 10:30 and still managed to get on like 15 rides, you're jealous huh?

Oh look even Tyler the secenster enjoyed Disneyland

The spicy latinas kept it funny because Gabby was almost buzzed the whole time and when she started walking slower then I knew she was coming down and had to re-up her

Team Underground Salon

I wore bright laces on purpose just incase I got lost since I like to wonder around a lot when excited.

Once the sun started to go down we decided to kick rocks at Disneyland and hit up downtown Disney and go for drinks and dinner at House of Blues. It was a cool spot and we got stuck with a bartender where it was his first day. Which meant it took like and hour for a shot, awesome!

This is where it was at kids. I tell no lies

My fucken hynitas that I love to pieces and all that mushy shit

Yup the Jameson started kicking in right about now because I remember. My tummy was warm and I think my right eye started getting that lazy cocked eyed look. Woot!

Ended the night with a legit firework show, no no me and Justine weren't making out the whole time just maybe half the time. Disneyland was pants dropping fun. Good times. Keep in mind tho just because I like Disneyland doesn't mean I'm going to like it on facebook.

Birth Day Recap

I've been lagging on posting on the daily but been doing things here and there and last weekend I was out of town for some burrfday celebrations. I celebrated 26 years on this earth and it was a good one. Saturday my best friend and girlfriend pampered the shit out of me by getting me a back facial and a mani/pedi. Now it's funny on the mani/pedi part because well if you know me I'm not that kind of girl, never had one before but for shits and giggles I did my toes pink. After all that shit was done we headed out to Hollywood to the spot Drais for some bottle service action. T'was a great night. Had my lady, some fam and all my good friends under one cabana with Jersey Shore being played on our flat screen.

Drais was a nice sight. Great eyecandy and assholes everywhere

Couldn't wear high tops on my burrfday had to keep shit classy

My purrrdaayyy lady

The cuzzo and my bestie keeping it real

We were on a mission all excited what can I say

Drais was fucken dope and brought some good times up until I got us kicked out for throwing a pitcher of water at some old guy that probably had money because he was talking shit. It was all good because it was after 2 am so alcohol was not being served and all of our bottles were dusted. I'll tell you this it felt fucken good and I was trying to keep shit real with him. I guess he got offended when I told him we were all lesbians and he said ''So am I'' and I replied with ''Oh yeah I can see your camel toe through your pants'' guys are so dramatic at times. Hah word.