What does Nike have on this shoe? Nah I kid but for reals oldest shoe found in a cave in Armenia. Radio carbon dating places it 5500 years back which is pretty gnarly because that preceeds the Great Pyramid by 1000 years. Some scientists discovered it in this huge cave where they also discovered several treasures from the Cooper Age, when humans were believed to have invented the wheel, domesticated horses, etc. They say the shoe was in impeccable condition because of the caves climate, which was dry and cool. On a funnier note the secret ingredient in the preservation was SHEEP SHIT. The caves floor was completely covered in a thick layer of the manure which sealed out the outside disturbance and shit like that. This shoe would look great with a pair of skinny jeans it also kinda looks like a shoe Toms Shoes would make.